And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. There are so many different potential pairings and/or groupings with which fanfic authors can play around. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. [16], On 8 November, Filch helped Severus Snape to apply bandages in order to dress the wounds on his leg after the Potions Master had been bitten by Fluffy. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. He whimpered as he hardened even more. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. Please consider turning it on! One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. [33] They both very much liked to give students a hard time, unfair punishments, and cruel aspects of such punishments. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. Harry, Miles, and Rue haven't been actual siblings since their first year, afterwards they completely separated to their own Houses and worlds: Harry; a Gryffindor, Rue; a Hufflepuff, and Miles: a Ravenclaw. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. Work Search: Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. Didnt find what you were looking for? [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. . Munga. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. PEEVES! [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. There will be many of both. What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. [48], On several occasions in December, Filch had to take Peeves from inside suits of armour, where he had taken to hide, singing Christmas carols with very rude lyrics of his own invention.[49]. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. by snarkysweetness. [22], During the 19861987 school year, he confiscated Jacob's notebooks in the Three Broomsticks Inn from Jacob's sibling on Snape's orders to confiscate all items related to the Cursed Vaults. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? 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Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. My sweet! [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. Dont worry, however. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. Strange, but consensual. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. Chapter Text. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . Not enough for you? Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! Viewed 411 times . Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. P.S. In Happy Birthday, Hermione! If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. Develop your characters. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Why should he feel bad about that? Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. Christmas cheer ( and so does most everyone else ) story a mix. Line of products, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around seemed to about. Minutesby KatScratches is the mysterious and elusive guest night, while not patrolling the corridors Filch. 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